I'm For Sale

Hello all.

If you did not read the piece I wrote for the Smitten Kitten (linked below) you should.  I liked it.  It also mentions, for the first time on this blog, that I have a kid now.  I’ve actually had a kid for over a year, so, you know, THAT’S why I haven’t been writing so much.

I did manage to record an audiobook of my favorite fiction pieces from the blog.  It is called “Dirty Bits” and is available on CD Baby and iTunes.  I wanted to talk about that project quickly to everyone here since I haven’t done much by way of “releasing” it.

Dirty Bits is my favorite fictiony things from the blog.  I chose stories that, for me, have layers to them, have things to discover if you’ve already read them that you may have missed the first or second time through.  They are stories that are sexually charged, often in ways that are intentionally sexy, and sometimes in ways that made me uncomfortable to write.  The stories in ‘Dirty Bits’ represent the best of what I’ve written to date, and together form the arrow pointing the way I’m going.  I hope you buy it.  I hope you like it.  I hope you tell other people to buy it so I make money.  I need money, you know, for diapers and shit.

There should be some short stories posted in the next few weeks, and, towards the end of October, the conclusion of my zombie-dirty-sexy-story, “Runners.”

Thanks for reading, for forwarding my stories and posts on, and for supporting my writing.

-John